Sex and sex and sex and sex and,
It was oh so just too much, too easy,
I closed my eyes and made you do hand-stands,
I saw your eyes open but not see me.
Slow down so now, slow now, slow down slown ow,
so sad, retreat to your evening gown,
so not even God can remember now,
burn all the sound, the time, the tapes, the town!
And so, know so, done so, bland so, and so,
Keep me close to keep me closest to you,
And please then teach me to treat you just so,
'til hell heaven, blue earth, burnt earth, all through.
Close me like a couplet if you please it,
And hold me up so all eye can see it.
Above is a metrically-perfect Shakespearean sonnet. I wrote this and then forgot about it. Isn't that wyrd?
Anyway, the efef and gg parts are additions. Probably shouldn't have told you that; now you'll probably remember them as being more awkward and out of rhythm, even if you didn't think that initially.
I am kind of freaked out. I wrote in iambic pentameter, on accident, while presumably half-conscious...